Sunday, July 18, 2010

Paul the Octopus Kingmaker

. Sunday, July 18, 2010

An Iraqi blogger is getting frustrated with the inability of its leaders to form a government following the March election, and has an ingenuous solution:

I suggest that we send a delegation to Germany as soon as possible to bring Paul the Octopus to Iraq before the German turn him into delicious meals and before the Dutch marines assassinate him because he predicted their loss. In this issue, we have to cooperate with Spain to save the octopus's life and prepared a great glass pool for him provided with some good mussels. We should also put each mussel in a small glass box writing the names of the politicians who are fighting over for the Prime Minister position and mainly Nouri Al Maliki and Ayad Allawi and Adil Abdul Mahdi. Of course we will have other names.

from my own point of view, this will be the most democratic experience for one main reason. Paul the Octopus is not Shiite, Sunni or Kurdish. He does not represent any majority or minority. He is not a member of Islamic party or secular party and the most important issue, he is not going to ask for any position in the coming government. He is just a creature who wants to live in peace


Paul the <strike>Octopus</strike> Kingmaker




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